Did you hear the one where the lady drove to a relatives house in another city and didn't remember how she got there. Surely, there has to be a better and safer way to catch some Z's around here, come on people!
Things are looking up, a study on back pain demonstrated that in addition to a decrease in long-term pain, subjects receiving massage experienced improved sleep and an increase in serotonin levels. Okay, that's great and all, but who the heck gets a massage before bed everynight? Must be nice.
Well... wait for it, wait for it...now Renewdle, LLC. has come up with an intelligent, healthy, affordable and substance free choice. Don't Sleep Tight. Fall asleep with a massage every night for just $34.95. No need to meditate or pretend you are lying on a beach in the bahamas to unwind, with the Renewdle® under your back, you will literally be in a great place. Slowly melting into the bed as the tension releases from your body. I must say, the Renewdle® is known to be highly addictive & side effects may include:
Tiredness
Difficulty becoming stressed
Falling fast asleep
Not sharing
If you miss a dose, search your entire bed, that darn thing is in there somewhere.
(Study conducted by the Touch Research Institute in conjunction with the University of Miami School of Medicine & Iris Burman of Miami’s Educating Hands School of Massage).
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